Jeff Shafer after getting his butt kicked on a recent Wednesday night singles dart tourney at the "Sewer." Jeff has difficulty accepting his declining abilities at the oche, and has been known to try to hustle a bottle of Crown Royal to drown his sorrows. In the background, you might notice an attractive female client of the "Sewer" showing her disgust at Jeff's antics. But, I will have to tell the world that I understand Jeff's frustration, and wish all the best for him in the days and months ahead.